Sunday 13 March 2011

Pigeons are wankers

Pigeons are wankers

After settling into the sofa for a quiet night of "take me out" and fish pie I realised that I had no milk so I had to go to the garage. Approaching my car I realised that it had become a resting place for about 20 pigeons. Aghast I strode, vehemently intent on crushing them with my bare hands. But the wee cunts flew away, shitting on me and my car as they took flight. Pigeons are wankers.